Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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