dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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