Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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