Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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