this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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