A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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