just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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