We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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