bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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