In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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