thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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