Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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