Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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