i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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