Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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