took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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