Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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