oh god the rape fog is back!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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