Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is Oprah even human
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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