just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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