Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ttyl tear gas
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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