is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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