Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i out mim tonsoeep
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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