so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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