You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Even my vagina gasped.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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