i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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