I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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