I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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