no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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