He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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