Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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