Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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