we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
birth control should be required to get into college
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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