your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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