pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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