Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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