how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was CRYING into my vagina
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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