Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
