her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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