Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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