I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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