wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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