your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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