Where did you get a picture of my penis
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want to be your penis for a week.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
