One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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