Is it normal to miss your booty call?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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