i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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