Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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