You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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