Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Enjoy the penises
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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