do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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