Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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