Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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