He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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