Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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