love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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